Tuesday, October 7, 2008

optical illusion

I think there should be some sort of restraining order at the gym. Guys who are tall and big with huge muscles should be required to stay away from us tiny short guys with "just ok" muscles. I normally don't look tiny. I'm in ok shape. I definitely could be worse. All things considered, I appear to be a fairly decent looking guy (I think so anyway). But when I'm at the gym straining to lift my 25 pound weights and one of you huge guys sits on the bench next to me with 50 pound weights and do the same thing I'm doing, except you do it effortlessly. my self esteem crashes. My fragile ego can't afford such a blow. So please, Please keep your distance.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

You should focus your attention on the ladies in their color-coordinated workout suits with sexy messages written across their behinds, not the dudes.

Casey Brianne said...

Reuben has a good point.... those dude's do it on purpose, so just focus on the ladies ... besides, no "real" lady likes a dude so muscled up that he's lumpy looking!!

Rowdy said...

Fair enough. Maybe I'll wear that Tag body spray and they'll throw themselves at me, like in the commercials.

RONNIE said...

YEs, perhaps you should join CURVES ...the exclusive womens gym ..then you won't feel so wussy when you can show up all the girls.....if you can.